一些幽默的英语对话，能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣，从而提高英语的阅读能力，今天飞外网小编在这里为大家分享一些两人英语幽默对话，希望大家会细化你这些幽默英语。
两人英语幽默对话篇一男:hello, i’m ben. may i ask you some questions?
女:sure.
男:what is your father’s name?
女:happy!
男:then, what is your mother’s name?
女:smile!
男:are you joking?
女:no! that’s my sister! i am kidding. by the way, are you a census staff?
男:of course not.
女:go ahead.
男:ok. your name is kidding. kidding, i'm going to start a
band. will you join us?
女:sure, ben. i'd love to be in a band
男:ok, good. which instrument do you play? i heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:piano? i don't play an instrument actually.
男:what are you good at?
女:i sing. i like music with great lyrics.
男: so do i. who else do you think can join us?
女:well, dave is supposed to be a good one
. 男:really? what does he like?
女:he prefers quiet music.
男:good. how about harry? he plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:yes, but harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:that's ok. i often go to disco with my friends.
女:you mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:why not?
女:what kind of music style do you prefer, ben?
男:oh, i like music that i can dance to. but we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男(劳动节的来历：1886年5月1日，在美国芝加哥工人们每天要劳动14至16个小时，有的甚至长达18个小时，但工资却很低。于是二十余万名工人为争取合法权益而举行大罢工。工人们提出的罢工口号，要求实行八小时工作制。经过艰苦的流血斗争，终于获得了胜利。):i'm not a musician and i can't sing.
女:are you joking?
男:no, that’s your sister’s name. just now i was kidding.
女:well, that makes sense?!
两人英语幽默对话篇二a:what is your name? 你叫啥名?
b:hu胡(谐音:谁)
a:you~你
b:hu~胡
a:who?谁?
b:yes, i am~是，我就是
a:i want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
b:hu胡啊
a:you!你!
b:yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
a:so tell me about it那就告诉我啊
b:hu!胡!
a:you! what is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!
b:hu is my name!我就叫胡
a:o~哦
两人英语幽默对话篇三teacher: why are you late, frank?
frank : because of the sign.
teacher: what sign?
frank : the one that says “school ahead, go slow”.
老师: frank, 说为什么你迟到了.
frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.
老师: 神马标志??
frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...
两人英语幽默对话篇四teacher: clyde, your composition on “my dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. did you copy his?
clyde : no sir, it’s the same dog.
老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的?
clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.