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  一些幽默的英语对话,能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天飞外网小编在这里为大家分享一些两人英语幽默对话,希望大家会细化你这些幽默英语。

  两人英语幽默对话篇一

  男:hello, i’m ben. may i ask you some questions?

  女:sure.

  男:what is your father’s name?

  女:happy!

  男:then, what is your mother’s name?

  女:smile!

  男:are you joking?

  女:no! that’s my sister! i am kidding. by the way, are you a census staff?

  男:of course not.

  女:go ahead.

  男:ok. your name is kidding. kidding, i'm going to start a

  band. will you join us?

  女:sure, ben. i'd love to be in a band

  男:ok, good. which instrument do you play? i heard that you

  can play piano very well.

  女:piano? i don't play an instrument actually.

  男:what are you good at?

  女:i sing. i like music with great lyrics.

  男: so do i. who else do you think can join us?

  女:well, dave is supposed to be a good one

  . 男:really? what does he like?

  女:he prefers quiet music.

  男:good. how about harry? he plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

  女:yes, but harry loves loud music such as disco .

  男:that's ok. i often go to disco with my friends.

  女:you mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

  男:why not?

  女:what kind of music style do you prefer, ben?

  男:oh, i like music that i can dance to. but we have one problem with our band

  女:what is it?

  男(劳动节的来历:1886年5月1日,在美国芝加哥工人们每天要劳动14至16个小时,有的甚至长达18个小时,但工资却很低。于是二十余万名工人为争取合法权益而举行大罢工。工人们提出的罢工口号,要求实行八小时工作制。经过艰苦的流血斗争,终于获得了胜利。):i'm not a musician and i can't sing.

  女:are you joking?

  男:no, that’s your sister’s name. just now i was kidding.

  女:well, that makes sense?!

  两人英语幽默对话篇二

  a:what is your name? 你叫啥名?

  b:hu胡(谐音:谁)

  a:you~你

  b:hu~胡

  a:who?谁?

  b:yes, i am~是,我就是

  a:i want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

  b:hu胡啊

  a:you!你!

  b:yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊

  a:so tell me about it那就告诉我啊

  b:hu!胡!

  a:you! what is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!

  b:hu is my name!我就叫胡

  a:o~哦

  两人英语幽默对话篇三

  teacher: why are you late, frank?

  frank : because of the sign.

  teacher: what sign?

  frank : the one that says “school ahead, go slow”.

  老师: frank, 说为什么你迟到了.

  frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.

  老师: 神马标志??

  frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...

  两人英语幽默对话篇四

  teacher: clyde, your composition on “my dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. did you copy his?

  clyde : no sir, it’s the same dog.

  老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的?

  clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.

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